The Bengals are back and there's big, big trouble (Hey nah, hey nah, the Bengals are back)

The last time we saw this show, it was playing in Cincinnati. Let's compare:

Bears-Bengals halftime score: 31-3, Cincy

Bears-Cardinals halftime score: 31-7, Cardinals

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Bengals first four possessions: Four TDs

Cardinals first four possessions: Four TDs

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Carson Palmer's first half: 15-17, 183 yards, 4 TD passes

Kurt Warner's first half: 17-22, 189 yards, 4 TD passes

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Jay Cutler's first half vs. Bengals: 13-19, 136, 0 TDs

Jay Cutler's first half vs. Cardinals: 13-17, 175, 1 TD

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Bengals' first half rushing: 21 for 109 yards, 5.2 average

Cardinals' first half rushing: 14 for 131 yards, 9.4 average (Hey Tommie Harris, you see that number? Maybe you change your jersey number from 91 to 94, put the decimal in the middle)

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Bears' first half rushing vs. Bengals: 6 for 15 yards, 2.5 average

Bears' first half rushing vs. Cardinals: 6 for 26 yards, 4.3 average

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Mommy, please make it stop.